Hope you are reading this-Mr Zardari

Have you heard that widower of the assassinated former prime minister Benazir Bhutto-the present president of Pakistan-Mr Asif Ali Zardari or rather Mr Ten Percent has now lost his sense of humor??

Whats the big news in this you'd say?Indeed there is.A man who has for long joked about the welfare of his country,turned a blind eye to the rising corruption,political instability and economic meltdown has suddenly become serious!!!!!!

Infact so much is the extent of his seriousness that Pakistanis joke about Asif Zardari through text message, email or blog risk being arrested and given a 14-year prison sentence.
The country's interior minister, Rehman Malik, announced the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) had been asked to trace electronically transmitted jokes under the new Cyber Crimes Act.
This former polo playing playboy suddenly developed thin skin at the barrage of jokes by the civillians and claims that it is a taint on the 'political leadership of the country'.
Well i feel glad that I'm not a Pakistani,coz I'm going to write really rotten stuff about you and let everyone read them.
Here are some of the jokes i got from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/5878525/Pakistan-president-Asif-Zardari-bans-jokes-ridiculing-him.html

Zardari jokes:

• "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."

• To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

• Robber: "Give me all your money!"

Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."

Robber: "OK. Give me all my money"

Now comes my contribution:

Mr Asif Ali Zardari,

You are the epitome of gaucherie

What a long name have you got

Yet your actions stink of egg rot!!!!!

Lets see Mr 10% what you can do about this!!!!!

An eye opener-for KFC lovers

Know what these are?Wild guesses anyone?


This is what your favourite KFC outlet gives you to eat-GENETICALLY MANIPULATED ORGANISMS!!!!!!!

These are kept alive by tubes inserted in their bodies and these horrible fleshy 'chickens' have shrunken bone structure to get more meat out of them.

So all KFC lovers out there if this doesn't revolt you then probably nothing will.

Keep this image in mind,next time you have the mind numbing urge to taste the 'yummy' and 'delicious' fried 'chicken'!!!!!!!!!!!

my observations

The title must be baffling to you because i must have observed a million things since the day i was born.So it doesn't give you any clear indication about what exactly i am going to talk..........Well i observe the same things which i observed twenty years back but now the perception has changed.When i was a kid i saw black and i saw white but not the grey shades lurking between them-threatening to change the whole view of a person.......I also saw a straight line straight but now when i see the same line,i am surprised to find that it has become crooked..........I know what you are going to say now-my eyesight has gone bad,and i am probably a mad hatter who doesn't know what she's talking about.But there you are wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The line was always crooked but as a child i couldn't see the bend.

If you are a keen observer then you'll notice the grey zones everywhere,at least in most places.So keep observing.Meanwhile i'l be boring you with my heavy duty talk and my honest observations about life,love,sex,society,politics.....etc.