Whats the big news in this you'd say?Indeed there is.A man who has for long joked about the welfare of his country,turned a blind eye to the rising corruption,political instability and economic meltdown has suddenly become serious!!!!!!
Infact so much is the extent of his seriousness that Pakistanis joke about Asif Zardari through text message, email or blog risk being arrested and given a 14-year prison sentence.
The country's interior minister, Rehman Malik, announced the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) had been asked to trace electronically transmitted jokes under the new Cyber Crimes Act.
This former polo playing playboy suddenly developed thin skin at the barrage of jokes by the civillians and claims that it is a taint on the 'political leadership of the country'.
Well i feel glad that I'm not a Pakistani,coz I'm going to write really rotten stuff about you and let everyone read them.
Here are some of the jokes i got from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/5878525/Pakistan-president-Asif-Zardari-bans-jokes-ridiculing-him.html
Zardari jokes:
- "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."
- To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.
- Robber: "Give me all your money!"
Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."
Robber: "OK. Give me all my money"
Now comes my contribution:
Mr Asif Ali Zardari,
You are the epitome of gaucherie
What a long name have you got
Yet your actions stink of egg rot!!!!!
Lets see Mr 10% what you can do about this!!!!!
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